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“Well, would you look at that? It's Valentine's Day again. And I'm still single… Wait, am I? No, I think I have a girlfriend!”
“Master, put down the bottle! You don't have to drink anymore!”
It was once again Valentine's Day, the day for romance and lovemaking. Everyone in the house was busy with their own relationships except for Kitt who was standing on a chair of a dining table trying to reach for a far-up bottle of alcohol before his slime servant pulled him down and tied him up onto a chair with slime tentacles for a talk.
“Why was I reaching for a bottle of whiskey again?”
“Because apparently it is your tradition to drink on Valentine's to celebrate your virginity, but you have a girlfriend now, master!”
“Claire! But… What if she's busy today? Today is a weekday and workday. Workday! I have work!”
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“Forget about work, master! This is a very important day for all the lovers of the world!”
“I can't! Today is very important! I have papers and pictures to pass!”
“Stupid job… Alright, master, we'll talk about plans for Valentine’s Day the moment you leave work!”
“Jeez! Are you going to wait outside my workplace all day?”
“If I have to!”
“Don't you have Kaz to date?”
“We are already dating right now!”
“How?!” 以上内容来自hlib.cc。更多中文H小说尽在hlib.cc。
“I split my body, one for you and one for Kaz!”
“Weird…”
Unfortunately, Valentine’s Day landed on a weekday, so many couples would be busy at the moment, including Kitt. Nova would have forced Kitt to skip work if the slime servant was their old self, but they allowed their master to go, simply following them to work and hanging out all day in a nearby coffee shop where Nova ordered multiple corned beef breakfast meals throughout the day. Kitt wouldn't be the only one busy with work today, of course, as his girlfriend, Claire, was also busy with her own work which was a mission to eliminate a giant octopus in the northeast coast of Marika.
“Phew! How exhausting, don't you think, Ren?”
“The mission is over! Quick, report back to Sir Max so you can take a shower and ask Kitt out!”
“Hold on! I… I'm still hesitating…”
“Why?”
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“Because… This is only our second date. And… both of us never mentioned any plans when Valentine’s was nearing.”
“I'm sure his slime servant can help him prepare! His friends are great advice givers as well!”
It was only mere moments since the giant octopus fell, with Claire descending from a giant rusted shipwreck which was where the beast had laid hidden. After delivering the final blow to said monster, Claire rushed back to her superior to ask for an early leave for the important occasion.
“Sir Max, I'd like to request an early-”
“Let me guess, a date with my boss’s brother?”
“Uhh…”
“You're dismissed! Just step into the deployment tent to take a portal back to the agency and then request a portal directly to Kitt's house. Good luck!”
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Max, Claire’s superior, was obviously up-to-date with the event this Wednesday and immediately dismissed all agents who had plans for the day. So Claire wouldn't be the only one arriving back to the agency's base to meet their significant other as lots of agents would also hurriedly return. Claire was lucky to be the first before groups of people ran out from behind her, making their way to their living quarters to shower and change to civilian attire before requesting a portal back home to their country. The orange dragon wouldn't be in a rush as they knew it was only the afternoon back in their home country and took their time to wash thoroughly in the bathroom of their living quarters.
“Ah… Too cold… Too hot… Ren, get the temperature right!”
“I'm trying!”
Ren, a possessed suit of armor that could morph into any set of clothing, accompanied Claire as each other's coworker. Ren was the only other person who had seen Claire naked, being a close coworker, friend, and spirit who acted as her armor. Ren acted more of a guardian and housekeeper for Claire as he would regularly do the chores around their living space, as well as clean the apartment Claire owns in the capital city of her country.
“Ahh… Done showering… Now, Ren, what should I wear?”
“Wear a top and panties before I take your new measurements. I'm not going to measure you while you're naked!”
“You're such a gentleman...”
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“Pfft. We're just friends.”
“I’m sure Kitt wouldn't mind~”
“Don't be a slut, Claire…”
“Alright, alright. I am a little jealous of how much action Kitt gets… Do you think I could ever join him in any flings he could have though?”
“I have no idea how to answer.”
“Alright then.”
After showering and putting on some new clothes, Ren measured the orange dragon's body so that he could morph into the perfect set of casual clothes or an instant dress.
“You've gained weight.” 以上内容来自hlib.cc。更多中文H小说尽在hlib.cc。
“What? No, I did not!”
“Your waist grew an inch.”
“Impossible!!!”
“I'll let it slide for now…. So, what will it be? Casual or formal?”
“Casual, duh! Besides, you can change your look in an instant. All you'll need is cover to hide behind.”
“Wait, you want me to come with you? Isn't that… a little invasive?”
“You've lived for a long time, right? You should be able to give me tips on how to talk to Kitt.”
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“Uhh… But then what if I say something wrong?”
“I'm sure I'll catch it.”
Kitt and Claire’s relationship was still undetermined because neither had talked about getting together due to work and different lifestyles as Kitt was a normal news reporter while Claire was a secret agent. The two coincidentally met once when Kitt's sister, who is also a secret agent, dragged him and Nova to work where he paired up Kitt, a civilian, with Claire on a mission. But through the help of their respective slime servant and possessed armor companions, they managed to pull through. The end of the mission was the first time Kitt and Claire showed interest in each other. Well, interest was pretty loose as Kitt had been stripped naked by their enemy and was seen by Claire.
Still, they grew a liking to each other, with Kitt liking Claire for her accepting and reasonable nature and Claire liking Kitt because of his kindness and aloofness. And so after picking a set of casual clothes for Ren to copy, Claire finally headed out, walking to the lobby of the agency to take a portal home. However, there was already a long line of employees waiting for the portal to be calibrated to their respective home countries, so while waiting, Claire decided to give Kitt a call to see if he was available.
“H- Hello? Kitt?”
“Oh! Uhh… Hi, Claire! What's up?”
“Nothing… But… I was wondering if you were available.”
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“Shh… Don't finish it. Just say yes or no.”
“I- I will be! I'll get ready! Where do you want to meet?”
“Do you want to go to MOA?” (Mall of ASIA)”
“MOA? Sure thing!”
“But… I haven't… actually been there. Where should I wait for you?”
“Wait, how will you get there?”
“Through the agency's teleporter.”
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“Oh. Maybe you could tell them to teleport you to the furniture store there.”
“I'll try!”
After hanging up, Claire returned to patiently waiting, all the while going on the Internet to see what furniture store Kitt was talking about. Meanwhile, Kitt was internally freaking out as he ran out of his office after work about how Claire was the one to ask him out, eventually reaching the first floor and meeting Nova.
“Master, what's wrong? You look troubled.”
“Huff… huff… huff… Claire wants to go to the mall… And… She's probably already waiting for me…”
“Woah! Then we need to head there immediately!”
“I know, but I'm still in my work clothes and my bag-”
“No need! Let me eat your bag and replace your clothes! Then, we'll fly there immediately!” 以上内容来自hlib.cc。更多中文H小说尽在hlib.cc。
“Hey, not in the open space of the parking lot!!! Mmmph!!!”
Nova, understanding Kitt's predicament, immediately hugged his master and melted into them. Scarlet red goo quickly enveloped the cat, eating their clothes and belon